Browse quotations by George Grossmith and Weedon Grossmith with named works, context notes, meanings and recurring themes.
“What’s the good of a home, if you are never in it?”
Pooter turns his preference for staying home into a miniature philosophy, funny because the diary repeatedly treats ordinary domestic habits as matters of high principle.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, Chapter I; Charles Pooter explains why he prefers evenings at home with Carrie.
“Must get the scraper removed, or else I shall get into a scrape. I don’t often make jokes.”
The deliberately weak pun is followed by Pooter’s proud announcement that he rarely jokes, making his satisfaction with the line more comic than the wordplay itself.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, April 4 entry; Pooter comments after Gowing trips over the troublesome doorstep scraper.
“He replied he was very glad to hear it, and wanted to know whether I had ever come across one, for he hadn’t.”
The butterman’s retort reverses Pooter’s claim that a City clerk can be a gentleman, making the insult sharper because it first pretends to welcome the possibility.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, April 6 entry; Pooter reports Borset’s fictional response after defending the possibility that a City clerk can be a gentleman.
“When he had gone, I thought of a splendid answer I ought to have given him. However, I will keep it for another occasion.”
Pooter’s perfect comeback arrives only after the argument has ended, a familiar social failure made comic by his confidence that the delayed answer can simply be saved for later.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, April 6 entry; Pooter reflects after Borset leaves following their argument.
“Why should I not publish my diary? I have often seen reminiscences of people I have never even heard of, and I fail to see—because I do not happen to be a ‘Somebody’—why my diary should not be interesting.”
Pooter’s perfectly reasonable defense of an ordinary diary is also comic because the novel builds humor from the gap between his confidence in his importance and the triviality he records.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, introduction by the fictional diarist Charles Pooter; the line establishes the book’s self-important comic voice.