“We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.”
- Date
- 1894
- Local voice
- Epigraph / fictional source voice · Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
Meaning of “We know all about the habits of the…”
The joke pretends the lack of visible oyster behavior is a scheduling problem, parodying confident explanations and turning observation itself into the object of humor.
Where does it come from?
Pudd’nhead Wilson, Calendar epigraph paired with the starving-dog comparison.
Why the local voice matters
Twain presents this wording as a chapter-epigraph Calendar maxim. The Calendar is a fictional framing device / source voice rather than uncomplicated autobiography by Twain.