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“Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today.”
Voice: Fictional character · White Queen
The rule is comic because its promise is permanently deferred: reward exists on every day except the one a person is actually living.
Source note: Through the Looking-Glass; the White Queen explains the backwards rule governing jam.
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“It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.”
Voice: Fictional character · White Queen
The White Queen treats remembering the future as perfectly ordinary, producing humor by applying confident logic to an impossible premise.
Source note: Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter 5; the White Queen explains the supposed advantage of living backwards.
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“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
Voice: Fictional character · White Queen
The absurd boast celebrates imaginative flexibility and the ability to entertain possibilities before demanding immediate proof.
Source note: Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter 5.