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Funny Quotes by Lewis Carroll

Browse 9 quotations connecting Lewis Carroll with Funny, with meanings, source notes and related themes.

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Sources represented here include Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking-Glass.

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Sentence first—verdict afterwards.

“Sentence first—verdict afterwards.”

Voice: Fictional character · Queen of Hearts

The Queen’s order makes judicial procedure absurd by reversing its basic sequence, turning arbitrary authority into unmistakable nonsense.

Source details

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 12; the Queen interrupts the trial with the reversed command.

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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

“Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”

Voice: Fictional character · Mad Hatter

The riddle is memorable because it originally arrives without a practical answer, making nonsense itself part of the social game at the tea party.

Source details

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 7; the Mad Hatter asks Alice the famous riddle at the tea party.

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What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?

“What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?”

Voice: Reported speaker · Alice (thought)

Alice judges a book by the kinds of things that keep a child engaged, making the line both playful and a useful reminder that reading is experiential.

Source details

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 1; Alice thinks about the book her sister is reading before the White Rabbit appears.

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Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

“Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

Voice: Fictional character · King of Hearts

The comic instruction reduces a complicated task to sequence: start, continue, and recognize when the work is complete.

Source details

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 12.

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Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today.

“Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today.”

Voice: Fictional character · White Queen

The rule is comic because its promise is permanently deferred: reward exists on every day except the one a person is actually living.

Source details

Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter V, “Wool and Water,” printed page 94 / scan leaf 114 in the fully validated 1872 Macmillan first-edition witness on Wikisource. The White Queen explains the impossible rule “jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day,” a linguistic joke about living backwards and “every other day.” It remains fictional nonsense logic rather than practical advice about delayed rewards.

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It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

“It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.”

Voice: Fictional character · White Queen

The White Queen treats remembering the future as perfectly ordinary, producing humor by applying confident logic to an impossible premise.

Source details

Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter V, “Wool and Water,” printed page 95 / scan leaf 115 in the fully validated 1872 Macmillan first-edition witness on Wikisource. The White Queen calls a memory that only works backwards “a poor sort of memory” while explaining the Looking-Glass world’s comic backwards logic. The line remains fictional character dialogue, not a claim about human memory science.

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Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Voice: Fictional character · White Queen

The absurd boast celebrates imaginative flexibility and the ability to entertain possibilities before demanding immediate proof.

Source details

Through the Looking-Glass, Chapter V, “Wool and Water,” printed page 100 / scan leaf 120 in the fully validated 1872 Macmillan first-edition witness on Wikisource. The White Queen tells Alice that with enough practice she sometimes believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. This collection retains its 1871 source-year convention while the evidence witness is title-dated 1872; this remains fictional nonsense-logic rather than Lewis Carroll’s literal theory of belief or instruction to accept impossible claims.