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“Fish and visitors stink in three days.”
Hospitality has limits, and the humor works by comparing an overlong visit with something that naturally becomes unpleasant over time.
Source note: Poor Richard’s Almanack; a comic maxim about hospitality, boundaries, and overstaying a welcome.
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“I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends.”
Voice: Fictional character · Mr. Bennet
Mr. Bennet turns Mrs. Bennet’s recurring complaint into dry affection, using understatement to expose a long-established family pattern.
Source note: Pride and Prejudice, Volume 1, Chapter 1; Mr. Bennet responds to his wife’s complaint about her nerves.
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“At ev'ry word a reputation dies.”
Voice: Poetic speaker · Mock-heroic narrator
Pope compresses the destructive speed of fashionable gossip into a comic line about reputations being damaged in ordinary conversation.
Source note: The Rape of the Lock, Canto III; the line occurs in a satirical description of fashionable social talk rather than as literal reportage.
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“To err is human; to forgive, divine.”
Error is treated as ordinary human limitation, while forgiveness requires an additional act of generosity.
Source note: An Essay on Criticism, Part II; Pope warns that shallow learning can produce premature confidence before deeper study tempers judgment.
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“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
The joke exaggerates how difficult secrecy becomes once information is shared, making discretion the safest form of confidentiality.
Source note: Poor Richard’s Almanack; one of Franklin’s compact maxims about secrecy and human behavior.
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“What’s the good of a home, if you are never in it?”
Voice: Fictional narrator · Charles Pooter
Pooter turns his preference for staying home into a miniature philosophy, funny because the diary repeatedly treats ordinary domestic habits as matters of high principle.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, Chapter I; Charles Pooter explains why he prefers evenings at home with Carrie.