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“A dog like that don’t want any encouragement. It’s the natural, original sin that is born in him that makes him do things like that.”
Voice: Fictional narrator · J. (first-person narrator)
The mock-theological explanation treats ordinary canine mischief as inherited moral corruption, exaggerating the dog’s nuisance behavior into a theory of original sin.
Source note: Three Men in a Boat, packing episode; the narrator rejects Harris’s claim that he encourages Montmorency’s disruptive behavior.
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“To err is human; to forgive, divine.”
Error is treated as ordinary human limitation, while forgiveness requires an additional act of generosity.
Source note: An Essay on Criticism, Part II; Pope warns that shallow learning can produce premature confidence before deeper study tempers judgment.
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“What’s the good of a home, if you are never in it?”
Voice: Fictional narrator · Charles Pooter
Pooter turns his preference for staying home into a miniature philosophy, funny because the diary repeatedly treats ordinary domestic habits as matters of high principle.
Source note: The Diary of a Nobody, Chapter I; Charles Pooter explains why he prefers evenings at home with Carrie.
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“Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.”
Romantic love is compared to an unavoidable childhood illness, making intense emotion comic by treating it as something people catch, endure, and eventually recover from.
Source note: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, “On Being in Love”; the comparison opens the essay’s mock-medical treatment of romance.
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“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
Voice: Epigraph / fictional source voice · Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
The epigram satirizes the irritation produced when another person’s good conduct silently exposes our own shortcomings, making moral example feel inconvenient rather than inspiring.
Source note: Pudd’nhead Wilson, Chapter XIX epigraph; one of the Calendar maxims before the chapter.
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“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune—to lose both seems like carelessness.”
Voice: Fictional character · Lady Bracknell
Lady Bracknell’s absurdly bureaucratic response turns tragedy into a social failing, which is funny because her concern for status overwhelms ordinary sympathy.
Source note: The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 1; Lady Bracknell reacts to Jack’s uncertain parentage.