“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become, until he goes abroad.”
- Source
- The Innocents Abroad
- Date
- 1869
Meaning of “The gentle reader will never, never know what…”
The joke turns travel into a mirror for vanity: unfamiliar settings can expose affectation and foolishness that remain easier to overlook at home.
Where does it come from?
The Innocents Abroad (1869), Chapter XXIII. Twain jokes that the gentle reader will not know what a consummate ass he can become until going abroad while satirizing travelers who adopt foreign affectations. Verified against the scan-backed 1869 first edition; the line remains comic first-person travel narration, not a literal rule about every traveler.