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Funny Quotes by Jane Austen

Browse 8 quotations connecting Jane Austen with Funny, with meanings, source notes and related themes.

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Sources represented here include Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Mansfield Park.

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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.

“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.”

Voice: Fictional character · Emma Woodhouse

Austen’s ironic narration shows how confidence and a favorable opinion of someone can make observers excuse behavior they would otherwise call foolish.

Source details

Emma, Volume II, Chapter VIII, scan-backed 1816 John Murray first edition on Wikisource. After Frank Churchill returns from an impulsive haircut, Emma “moralised to herself” that silly things can cease to seem silly when sensible people do them impudently. This is Emma Woodhouse’s ironic private judgment inside the novel, not Austen endorsing impudence as a general rule.

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Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure.

“Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure.”

Voice: Fictional character · Mary Crawford

The line is comic rather than literal advice, using exaggeration to expose how readily people excuse entrenched self-interest.

Source details

Mary Crawford makes the remark while discussing motives and conduct in company.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

Voice: Fictional character · Henry Tilney

The playful exaggeration defends pleasure in fiction and pushes back against the idea that reading novels is an intellectually inferior pastime.

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Northanger Abbey, in Henry Tilney’s conversation about reading novels.

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I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!

“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!”

Voice: Fictional character · Caroline Bingley

The line is memorable as praise of reading, though its comic context matters because Miss Bingley says it while performing interest for Darcy.

Source details

Pride and Prejudice, Chapter 11; context is ironic.

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I am not a great reader, and have pleasure in many things.

“I am not a great reader, and have pleasure in many things.”

Voice: Fictional character · Elizabeth Bennet

Elizabeth lightly rejects the performance of bookish superiority, keeping reading in proportion to a broader and more independent personality.

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Pride and Prejudice; Elizabeth answers a conversation in which reading is being used as a social signal.

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I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends.

“I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends.”

Voice: Fictional character · Mr. Bennet

Mr. Bennet turns Mrs. Bennet’s recurring complaint into dry affection, using understatement to expose a long-established family pattern.

Source details

Pride and Prejudice, Volume 1, Chapter 1; Mr. Bennet responds to his wife’s complaint about her nerves.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”

Voice: Fictional character · Mr. Bennet

Mr. Bennet’s joke treats social observation as reciprocal: everyone is somebody else’s entertainment, including the people doing the laughing.

Source details

Pride and Prejudice, Chapter 57; Mr. Bennet comments on the absurd rumour concerning Elizabeth and Darcy.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

Voice: Narrator voice · Narrator

The famous opening exposes assumptions about money, marriage, and social expectations while sounding as if it were stating an unquestionable fact.

Source details

Opening sentence of Chapter 1; the narrator immediately signals the novel’s social irony.

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