Browse 7 quotations connecting Jerome K. Jerome with Attitude, with meanings, source notes and related themes.
Sources represented here include Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow.
“That wastes time just as well and does not look so bad.”
The narrator recommends smoking over continued idle talk because both waste time but only one looks more respectable, turning appearance into the joke’s practical standard.
The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, “On Being Idle”; the line follows the suggestion to stop talking and have a smoke.
“Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.”
Romantic love is compared to an unavoidable childhood illness, making intense emotion comic by treating it as something people catch, endure, and eventually recover from.
The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, “On Being in Love”; the comparison opens the essay’s mock-medical treatment of romance.
“A boy’s love comes from a full heart; a man’s is more often the result of a full stomach.”
The contrast punctures mature romantic eloquence by suggesting comfort and appetite can masquerade as passion, while youthful awkwardness may reveal more direct feeling.
The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, “On Being in Love”; the narrator contrasts youthful shyness with the polished declarations of older men.
“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
The sentence reverses the usual praise of work by making passive observation the narrator’s preferred relationship to labor, creating a durable joke about procrastination.
Three Men in a Boat, Chapter XV; the narrator defends himself while arguing about how the rowing work should be divided.
“Montmorency’s ambition in life, is to get in the way and be sworn at.”
The narrator gives the dog a mock life-purpose centered on obstruction and provoking people, turning ordinary pet mischief into a grand statement of ambition.
Three Men in a Boat, packing episode; the narrator describes Montmorency repeatedly inserting himself into whatever the men are trying to pack.
“I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck.”
Nothing physical has changed, but the narrator’s interpretation has transformed completely; the comic contrast shows how anxious reading can alter felt experience without new evidence.
Three Men in a Boat, Chapter I; this sentence ends the British Museum self-diagnosis sequence.
“A dog like that don’t want any encouragement. It’s the natural, original sin that is born in him that makes him do things like that.”
The mock-theological explanation treats ordinary canine mischief as inherited moral corruption, exaggerating the dog’s nuisance behavior into a theory of original sin.
Three Men in a Boat, packing episode; the narrator rejects Harris’s claim that he encourages Montmorency’s disruptive behavior.
