Source identified1
“Tell the truth or trump—but get the trick.”
Voice: Epigraph / fictional source voice · Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
The joke turns moral advice into card-table strategy, making the line funny precisely because truth and tactical winning are compressed into one impossible-sounding rule.
Source note: Pudd’nhead Wilson, Chapter I epigraph; one of the fictional Calendar maxims Twain places before the chapter.
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“It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse-races.”
Voice: Epigraph / fictional source voice · Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
Twain turns pluralism into a betting joke: disagreement is presented not as abstract virtue but as the practical condition that makes a horse race worth wagering on.
Source note: Pudd’nhead Wilson, Chapter XIX epigraph; a Calendar maxim paired with the good-example line.
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“It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.”
Voice: Epigraph / fictional source voice · Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
The prehistoric-toad complaint satirizes habitual fault-finding by imagining a critic so determined to complain that even an absurd geological objection becomes useful.
Source note: Pudd’nhead Wilson, Chapter IX epigraph; the coal complaint follows the birth-and-funeral maxim in the Calendar sequence.
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“We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.”
Voice: Epigraph / fictional source voice · Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
The joke pretends the lack of visible oyster behavior is a scheduling problem, parodying confident explanations and turning observation itself into the object of humor.
Source note: Pudd’nhead Wilson, Calendar epigraph paired with the starving-dog comparison.
Source identified5
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.”
Twain closes the journey by arguing that sustained contact with unfamiliar people and places can challenge inherited assumptions and provincial judgments.
Source note: The Innocents Abroad, concluding paragraph; Twain summarizes what he believes extended travel can do to prejudice and narrow social perspective.
Source identified6
“Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”
The conclusion links breadth of judgment with exposure beyond one familiar setting, arguing that charitable understanding requires experience of a wider world.
Source note: The Innocents Abroad, concluding paragraph immediately following Twain’s statement that travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
Source identified7
“You can’t yourself, but exterior influences can do it.”
Voice: Dialogue speaker · Old Man
The Old Man claims that opinions can change, but attributes the change to new evidence, conversation, study, and other influences entering from outside the individual.
Source note: What Is Man?, Old Man replying to the Young Man’s question about changing an automatic opinion; this is dialogic determinism, not neutral cognitive science.
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“Prejudices must be removed by outside influences or not at all.”
Voice: Dialogue speaker · Old Man
The Old Man argues that entrenched assumptions change through encounters, teaching, experience, and other influences rather than simply disappearing by private command.
Source note: What Is Man?, opening dialogue between the Old Man and Young Man; this sentence belongs to the Old Man’s deterministic argument about education and outside influence.